The war had already started when Ronald McDonald crammed Chicken Selects up the Burger King's nose. So Ronald Regan devoured all but one of the McDonalds buildings in the world. This did not sit well with Bill Nye. "It's not my barbecue" rumbled Ed. So Logan wrestled with Connor over who would play football with Andrew McTiger. Bill Nye was not pleased and destroyed Mr. Heinemann's glasses using the Blowtorch of Science. Mr. Heinemann shoved an automatic throat pumper into Bill Nye's mouth. So Ed shoved an automatic throat humper into Logan's spleen. A random freshman chick then suffocated Colton with her boobs. Fortunately for Colton, freshmen don't have boobs. So Logan pulled out the battleship North Carolina and impaled the freshman. Unfortunately the battleship did not have chlorine so Colton died from water. "I can't swim!" screamed Colton. Which was true so he drowned in Ed's fountain pen. Will quickly brought in the Black Bunnies (the Black Panthers were already taken) only to be defeated by Colton's wardrobe which was 100% Hollister. But Saurabh's wardrobe was 100% gay so Colton jumped off a cliff. However he landed on Logan's shotgun, breaking it in half. But Chuck Norris knew physics! Who knew! So Logan repaired his shotgun in 0.4 seconds. But Mr. H fixed his nipples in 0.29 seconds so Bill Nye imploded. Mr. H had triumphed! Then Chuck Norris used Kung Fu to break his own foot. THE END.