Ebenezer Cracker Learns About US History

October 21, 2006
Aaron Dandrea

 

One day, Mr. Winn was explaining how Aaron Burr + Duel = -(Alexander Hamilton) when Aaron discovered that |2+2| = πµ(Andrew Lewis)! "OH NOES!" exclaimed Mr. Cotsalas. Mr. Winn was not pleased and gave out tests. But Leblanc had his book out! "It's wet! I'm just drying it off," tried Leblanc but Mr. Winn already had his flamethrower out. "NOOOOOO Gus will not like that!" screamed Mr. Hall but it was too late. Leblanc was a mess. But Mr. Hall was right. Gus was not pleased. Using the power of Oreo's, Mr. Hall declared war on Mr. Winn. Saurabh used this war as a diversion to tell Kirsten all about Cochran. Aaron was not pleased and quickly divided Saurabh by zero. Meanwhile, in Coach Doy's class, Ed was having an intellectual battle of knowledge with Taylor. "OMG" said Taylor. "And yet Karl Marx tells us that Pennsylvania is not your broccoli," explained Ed. "Well why don't you shove Karl Marx up your ass?" asked Taylor. "Because the socio-economic ramifications of that deeply personal event would affect the atmosphere of wall foot deodorant," answered Ed. Taylor was bamboozled. So Ed compared Lenin's hair loss to sun career potato. "O RLY?" demanded Taylor. "YA RLY." confirmed Ed. But just as Taylor was about to understand, a sonic clap from Chef Doyardee caused her to explode. "That will teach you to clap when I come in next time," spat The Doyota. Suddenly, Mr. Winn flew in through the wall!

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