Aaron Dandrea
March 30, 2007
I drink to thee, old queer sick queen
Because so flaming is my spleen.
Eating pie and old red cakes
Cause yellow mice to have back-aches.
Elderly witch, O! Elderly witch!
Turn this dog into a bitch!
Bloca bloca blo blo blo!
I love San Francisco.
Insanity is a two-letter word.
Hark! Your father ate a bird!
Jimmy, Jimmy, where do you run?
Over to candle sticks puppy! What fun!
Speakers are black, but some not so.
Sopranos say yes, but my vulva says no!
Some men are healthy, but my book a liar.
Cards matter not when your foot is on fire.
Nipply nipples needle needly needles.
Not stopping chickens from doing men who wheedle.
Quickly men run for cover!
The man quickly ate a boat. Lover!
She rewarded her man with a passionate kiss.
He rewarded her by throwing her off a cliff.
O! O, o! Joy to the Toe-nail!
Pens may be pens, but old men sink then sail.
Open! Please open but close!
Never shall I clad in Mice no!!!!
Weft ruin gruff sigh fudge hath fifth grown!
Batting suffuse jaded judge deaf rutty john flown!
“I see!” said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw,
And proceeded to bludgeon her to death with the hammer and remove her head with the saw.