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3/30 - QUOTE OF THE MONTH FEBRUARY 2007: "“Wait a
minute…” started Colton before he realized that some freshmen do in fact
have boobs." Cockran
vs. The Circle,
Dandrea (2007)
3/15 - QUOTE OF THE MONTH JANUARY 2007: "He ripped Logan’s iPod out
of his hands and threw it across the courtyard. But it was okay because it
was infested with Journey songs."
Frog
Man vs. Gangstas, Dandrea
(2007)
2/9 - QUOTE OF THE MONTH DECEMBER 2006: "For the next 5 minutes Jurgen
was attacked by 3 different clans of Scotsmen, a Russian knight, and a
giant midget."
Jurgen
von Uber and the Wizard of Math,
Bachmann (2006)
1/28 - Ebenezer Cracker Goes
to Ed's Barbecue, Dandrea (2006). We
just got around to putting that up on the site. 1/19 - The VPC's maintenance plan now involves tearing
down all PPT slides and making them HTML and compatible with most browsers. 1/5 - QUOTE OF THE MONTH NOVEMBER 2006: "From the
D-Hall, To the E-Hall, Down the Freshman Hallway, To Homeroom; This is our
country!" Our
Country, Dandrea (2006) 1/1 - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007 TO ALL OUR READERS AND STAFF! 12/30 - Saddam is hanged. 12/28 - Our condolences to the family of the United
States' 38th President, Gerald R. Ford (1913-2006). 12/27 - New poems added, including the Waugh Chapel Best
Poem 2005 Award-winning The Poem,
D. Dandrea (2005). 12/22 - Ebenezer Cracker
Learns About US History, Dandrea (2006) has been added. Sorry it's a
little late. 12/17 - Vladiseries 2005 site started. 12/12 - The Vladimir Publishing website is going to
undergo renovations in January-March 2007. Please bear with us. Thanks! 11/2 - QUOTE OF THE MONTH OCTOBER 2006: "Am I the key
that fits into your lock?" Who
Am I, Cochran (2006) 10/31 - QUOTE OF THE MONTH SEPTEMBER 2006: "A random freshman then suffocated Colton with her boobs.
Fortunately for Colton, freshmen don't have boobs." Mr. Heinemann vs. Bill Nye,
Dandrea (2006)
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view assorted awards that our publications have won.
Past 5 Publications:
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Sherlock Holmes in Iraq, Dandrea (April 15, 2007)
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Seriese ofe Poemese, Dandrea (March 30, 2007)
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Ode to my Uvula, Dandrea (March 25, 2007)
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Cockran
vs. The Circle,
Dandrea (February 10, 2007)
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Frog Man vs. Gangstas, Dandrea (January 25, 2007)
BOOK OF THE YEAR 2007
Results:
1. JURGEN VON ÜBER AND THE WIZARD OF MATH (BACHMANN) -
39%
2. THE TWISTED LOVE (COCHRAN) - 33%
3. THE TALE OF KIRSTEN (DANDREA) - 28%
Books of the Year
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