Ode to My Uvula

Aaron Dandrea

March 25, 2007


Prelude

Part I

Part II

Part III


Prelude

Woe! Woe be to he who lays

A prying hand to my uvula!

 

He who attempts shall be slain!

Cats eat pigeons all day!

 

 

Part I

First with a quick Karate-Chop

I shall sever off his Head

 

Then a one-two to his inner little jew

The Intruder shall soon be Dead.

 

 

Part II

Or, if I am feeling Merciful,

By the Grace of the God of the Heavens,

 

I shall insert a Pitch-Forque into his Skull,

Impaling him so he looks like Levans.

 

 

Part III

O! What a Shower! Will rain upon Mars

If ever the Intruder does Contract SARS.

 

The Po! Po! SLAM! Upon my Big Toe

And to his Rib-Cage insert cars.

 

 

 

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