WARNING:
ONLY PROCEED IF YOU HAVE PASSED THE FOLLOWING QUIZZES:
Aaronometry is too 1337 for normal planes, so Aaronometrist Megube Megabe developed the Aaronometric Plane. The symbol for the Aaronometric Plane is this:
The speed of light is different on the Aaronometric plane. It can be calculated using the formula:
If this formula makes no sense to you, you will learn more about it in Chapter 6, which deals entirely with the Aaronometric Plane. (This is not a guarantee that you will even then understand this formula.)
How would one do this problem?
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STEP 1: Solve as a proportion. Multiply chef by pig. |
| 17,000 x |-1.5| = |-25,500| = 25,500 | STEP 2: Substitute in the numbers. |
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STEP 3: Finish the proportion. |
| x = 2,550 | And that's the answer. |
"X" in that last example, which was the variable you were solving for, is known as the variable, "melting pot." Its symbol is:
And its value is, of course, 2,250.
It is important to remember that whenever a problem involves a melting pot, it must be divided by the AARONOMETRIC CONSTANT! You cannot, in other words, solve this problem without the Aaronometric Constant:
For now, let's assume that the value of the Aaronometric Constant is always 1.5. Now try to solve the problem.
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STEP 1: Divide the melting pot by the Aaronometric Constant. |
| 2,550 / 1.5 = 1,700 | STEP 2: Solve for the left side. |
Now use the following values to completely solve the problem.
Note that the last value is that of an elf, not a leprechaun, which is pictured. The formula for a leprechaun is ( [elf] + 1 ).
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STEP 3: Just like faces, when adding picts together, you literally add them together. |
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STEP 4: Insert the values for the picts. |
| (-200,000,000,000 + 12.6)
------------------------------------- (200,000,000,000 / 200) |
STEP 5: Solve part by part. (elf) |
| -199.9999999874 + 1 = -198.9999999874 ~ -199 | (lepre- chaun) |
| -199 + 0.66 ~ -198 | (lepre- chuan plus flute) |
| (200,000,000,000 / 100,000) = 2,000,000 | (pot of gold) |
| -198 + 2,000,000 = 1,999,802 | And we arrive at the value for that retarded lepre- chaun - flute - pot of gold combo. |
| 1,700 + 1,999,802 | STEP 6: Now add the melting pot. |
| 2,001,502 | This is so easy I could do it while dead! |
That was a lot of work, wasn't it? Now let me tell you a secret: the Aaronometric Constant is not 1.5!!!
(*runs away from you*)
