Chapter 4: Intermediate Aaronometry

WARNING: ONLY PROCEED IF YOU HAVE PASSED THE FOLLOWING QUIZZES:

Lesson I: The Aaronometric Plane

Aaronometry is too 1337 for normal planes, so Aaronometrist Megube Megabe developed the Aaronometric Plane. The symbol for the Aaronometric Plane is this:

Lesson II: The Speed of Light on the Aaronometric Plane

The speed of light is different on the Aaronometric plane. It can be calculated using the formula:

If this formula makes no sense to you, you will learn more about it in Chapter 6, which deals entirely with the Aaronometric Plane. (This is not a guarantee that you will even then understand this formula.)

Lesson III: Melting Pot

How would one do this problem?

EXAMPLE 4.31 - Melting Pot

	STEP 1: Solve as a proportion. Multiply chef by pig.
17,000 x \|-1.5\| = \|-25,500\| = 25,500	STEP 2: Substitute in the numbers.
	STEP 3: Finish the proportion.
x = 2,550	And that's the answer.

"X" in that last example, which was the variable you were solving for, is known as the variable, "melting pot." Its symbol is:

And its value is, of course, 2,250.

It is important to remember that whenever a problem involves a melting pot, it must be divided by the AARONOMETRIC CONSTANT! You cannot, in other words, solve this problem without the Aaronometric Constant:

For now, let's assume that the value of the Aaronometric Constant is always 1.5. Now try to solve the problem.

EXAMPLE 4.32 - More Melting Pot

	STEP 1: Divide the melting pot by the Aaronometric Constant.
2,550 / 1.5 = 1,700	STEP 2: Solve for the left side.

Now use the following values to completely solve the problem.

Note that the last value is that of an elf, not a leprechaun, which is pictured. The formula for a leprechaun is ( [elf] + 1 ).

	STEP 3: Just like faces, when adding picts together, you literally add them together.
	STEP 4: Insert the values for the picts.
(-200,000,000,000 + 12.6) ------------------------------------- (200,000,000,000 / 200)	STEP 5: Solve part by part. (elf)
-199.9999999874 + 1 = -198.9999999874 ~ -199	(lepre- chaun)
-199 + 0.66 ~ -198	(lepre- chuan plus flute)
(200,000,000,000 / 100,000) = 2,000,000	(pot of gold)
-198 + 2,000,000 = 1,999,802	And we arrive at the value for that retarded lepre- chaun - flute - pot of gold combo.
1,700 + 1,999,802	STEP 6: Now add the melting pot.
2,001,502	This is so easy I could do it while dead!

That was a lot of work, wasn't it? Now let me tell you a secret: the Aaronometric Constant is not 1.5!!!

(*runs away from you*)

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